Just a bit of fun, perhaps? 😛
Some comments I have heard over the years from fellow musicians… one or two but by no means all were made to me….
"That’s a nice mandolin.."
(A lovely instrument but your playing is crap)
"I know a different setting for the tune you’ve just played"
(You’re playing it all wrong)
"That’s quite a loud fiddle"
(You’re playing bum notes and I can hear them"
"Have you been playing for a long time?"
(You’re obviously a beginner. What are you doing here?"
"How did you find about this session?"
"I never remember the names of the tunes"
(The last thing I want is someone like yourself murdering a good tune "from the dots")
"What was the name of the last tune you played?"
(I liked the tune but the playing wasn’t that great)
And so on…… Any more? 🙂