My banjo is haunted
So my mortgage was paid off, and there was a little bit left from the endowment fund, so I bought a short neck tenor banjo. I’ve played mandolin for a good few years, so it’s dead easy to pick up and get started playing tunes straightaway.
But it is haunted …
When I play it, I can hear a man with a deep voice talking in the next room, even if there is no one there.
Even if there isn’t even a next room.
When I stop playing, he stops talking.
I just had to tell someone.