Rapture come and gone, welcome to hell…
I’ll admit, I didn’t pack my bags. I knew without a doubt that I’d still be here today. And I have to say I’m not to surprised to see who else got left behind (yes, that means you).
What’s appalling is that Camping and his "church" raised millions of dollars through this canard of Judgment Day. Do his dupes get a refund? What a crock of sh*t.
In honor of the occasion, I’ll be teaching a special tune at Monday’s tune learning session: Some Say the Devil’s Dead. (I considered teaching The Man Who Died and Rose Again but that tune sucks.)
Here’s my email announcement for Monday. If you’re in the neighborhood, drop by. 😉
Where: Piccolo’s Music (in case of fire, we’ll congregate outside on the brimstone)
When: 6:30 to eternity, god willing
B.Y.O.B. (plan on being parched)
Recording devices welcome, but this might be tricky what with all the trumpets blaring
No horsemen, please.
Don’t be taken aback by the surfeit of accordions. This is hell…what did you expect?
If you still think rapture is coming, please write a check in my name for all your assets. You can post date it for whenever suits you.