For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

I saw the film. Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, and Bela Lugose were in it……….!

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

I miss my Vulcan … flute. It is has been away for a few weeks now having the embouchure bleached.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

shouldn’t that be emculure?

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Ooh - make sure it’s cleaned properly afterwards, so you can live long and prosper!

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Yes, but is it really traditional Vulcan? I bet this guy has never even been there.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

He’s probably distantly related to a Vulcan. Does that count?

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

These are trad posers, that is the romulan gigue “Good morning to your ginger wig glue” from the tertiary epoch.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

No - it sounds a little like it, but I’m pretty sure it’s “The Romulan Fiddler’s Welcome to Mr. Choudry’s Halal Deep Space Nine”. It’s often played in a set with “Tommy People’s Trip to Stovokor”.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Pat Mustard, are you sure? That’s not how they do it on K’aaa’kk’hak.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

…or maybe that’s the Klingon variant. They all sound the same to me!

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Every night Larry Adler speaks to my mate Krick Stahlschwanz from beyond the grave in Klingon.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

Unfortunately the actual Mr Choudhry’s Halal Deep Space Nine has closed. It’s been boarded up for a month or two now.

Re: For lovers of the Vulcan …. flute:

I suspect though that Mr. Choudhry’s curried goat was responsible for much discolouration of Vulcan flute embouchures…