COMRADES! When the Revolution comes, who is first against the wall?
When the Revolution comes, who is first against the wall?
Tune hogs! Up against the wall!
People who play too fast!
People who forget which beer is theirs, take a sip out of it, realize it’s not theirs, and then furtively put it back on the table and hope nobody noticed! Get in the truck!
Good players who NEVER show, leaving novice but players who ALWAYS show without positive role models! Achtung! Raus!
Three-chord guitarists, you can stay. Unless you don’t know WHICH three chords WHEN! Then it’s to the wall with you!
Excitable and overenthusiastic bodhran players who hang out in packs who play rhythm patterns, not tunes!
Bodhran players who give impromptu lessons to pretty girls during the sesh at the next table!
UP AGAINST THE WALL!