Here are some fiddle joke I have come up with after trying to play reels with fiddlers who swing everything.
What do you call an instrument that is not in tune:
What is the difference between a banjo player and a fiddler:
Most banjo players skip notes while fiddle rhythm is always swung
What is the difference between a fiddle and a chainsaw:
you can tune a chainsaw
What do you call a Fiddler who forgets tunes:
A music stand
Banjo and Guitar jokes coming soon!