Banjo jokes

Banjo jokes

As promised, here are some banjo jokes:

What do you call a banjo player without a girlfriend:
Homeless

Why did the banjo player cheat his quarter note:
because he was playing a different tune

How do you get a banjo player to play in time at a session:
You take away his pick

What do you call "perfect pitch":
when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it lands on an accordion

Why did the banjo player forget his tuner:
because he didn’t have one

Guitar and Bodhrán jokes coming soon …

Re: Banjo jokes

What is the difference between a professional banjo player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4!

Re: Banjo jokes

What do banjo players and coffins have in common?

Both are dead inside!