Various instrumental Jokes
Please note that I am an accordionist, so if you want revenge, send as many insulting accordion jokes as you like.
Q: What is a burning fiddle good for?
A: Setting another fiddle on fire.
Q: How do you put a sparkle in a flautist’s eye?
A: Shine a torch in their ear.
Q: How do you know when there is a percussionist at your door?
A: They knock faster and faster and then don’t know when to come in.
Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?
A: Throwing a banjo in a skip without it touching the sides.
Please add more!