On the same theme as the Tune Name Generator…
Be prepared at your next session to say something even more Irish than "whale oil beef hooked"!
Next time someone messes up a tune, asks you to play Danny Boy, or just irritates you by playing an instrument you dislike, tell them:
Go n-ithe na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chuid calóga arbhair!
guh NYIH-huh nuh GRAWN-yoh-guh KYA-luhg-roo-nuh-khuh duh khwihj KAH-lo-guh AH-ruh-wir!
(Which means "May the malevolent hedgehogs eat your cornflakes.")
This is one of the funnier things I’ve seen recently. And perfectly G-rated, too!