As they crop up fairly regularly in discussions everyone must know some great musician jokes so let’s dedicate a whole discussion to them. I need some more for sessions having used up all my ones at Sidmouth Festival!
Here’s my favourite of the moment:
Why are Uillean Pipes the only instrument that would pass a vehicle inspectorate? They have an air bag and seat belt!
And: How do you pitch a melodeon? As far into the sea as possible!