T: Flog The Tory
fef d2 f | gfg e2 A | GAG cde | fed FGA |
fef d2 A | B^AB g2 e | cBA EGF | E3 D2 e :|
|: c>AA E>GG | FAA fed | c>AA E>GA | FDB A2 ^G |
GAG ecG | FEF AFA | Bgf edc | e>fe d3 :|
Flog The Tory has been added to 12 tunebooks.
Are you plagued with Tories? We are, here in Canada - Tories of the Very Worst Kind. By way of remedy I was inspired to write this jig. Imagine you are flogging a prominent local Tory in the town square, and whistle this little tune as you do so. It is marvellously therapeutic.
i would happily flog David Cameron’s butt, in the same way that Clegg is kisses it on a daily basis……..
Alternative, depending on your politics, you may prefer to Whack the Whig
Our Tories presently are the Very Worst Kind. Let’s hope the polls tomorrow give them a nasty surprise - and see the end of Boris the menace.