The Kitchenpiper hornpipe

By Neil Dickie

Also known as The Kitchen Piper.

There are 8 recordings of this tune.

The Kitchenpiper has been added to 5 tune sets.

The Kitchenpiper has been added to 85 tunebooks.

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Four settings

1
X: 1
T: The Kitchenpiper
R: hornpipe
M: 4/4
L: 1/8
K: Dmaj
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA ~d3A|defd edBA|gGBg fAdf|1 eddc d2dB:|2 eddc defg||
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2fg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|gGBg fAdf|eddc defg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA ~d3A|defd edBA|gGBg fAdf|eddc d2dB||
2
X: 2
T: The Kitchenpiper
R: hornpipe
M: 4/4
L: 1/8
K: Dmaj
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|gfeg fedf|1 eAce d2dB:|2 eAce defg||
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2fg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|gfeg fedf|eAce defg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|gfeg fedf|eAce d2dB||
3
X: 3
T: The Kitchenpiper
R: hornpipe
M: 4/4
L: 1/8
K: Dmaj
|:f|AddA dddA|defd edBA|BggA ffAe|eBcB Az a2|
AddA dddA|defd edBA|gBdg fAdf|eddc d2:|
|:fg|adff AddA|ffAf fAdd|BggA ffAe|eBcB A2 fg|
adff AddA|ffAf fAdd|gBdg fAdf|eddc d2:|
|:AddA dddA|dcde f2 ed|ge fd/e/ c2|dB c2 ee|
AddA dddA|dcde f2 ed|gBdg fAdf|eddc d2:|
fg|adgg AffA|eeBd BgBA|BggA ffAe|eBcB A2 fg|
[1 adgg AffA|eeBd BgBA|gBdg fAdf|eddc d2:|
[2 AddB eecf|fdgg afdB|gBdg fAdf|eddc d2||
# Added by JACKB .
4
X: 4
T: The Kitchenpiper
R: hornpipe
M: 4/4
L: 1/8
K: Dmaj
|:f2|AddA dddA|defd edBA|GggA ffAe|eBcB A2f2|
AddA dddA|defd edBA|gGBg fAdf|eddc d2:|
|:fg|aAff AddA|ffAf fAdd|GggA ffAe|eBcB A2 fg|
aAff AddA|ffAf fAdd|gGBg fAdf|eddc d2:|
|:z2|AddA dddA|dcde f2ed|g2ef- fdec|d2Bc- cee2|
AddA dddA|dcde f2ed|gGBg fAdf|eddc d2:|
|:fg|aAgg AffA|eeBd BgBA|GggA ffAe|
[1 eBcB A2fg|aAgg AffA|eeBd BgBA|gGBg fAdf|eddc d2:|
[2 eBcB A2f2|AddB eecf|fdgg afdA|GggA ffAe|eddc d2||
# Added by Calum .

Twenty-seven comments

The Kitchen Piper

I play this after Maggie’s Pancakes whenever I’m not around people who have an aversion to Scottish tunes. I got this from a fiddle player in Cambridge, but I’ve posted my own setting of it. The original version that was given to me is below:
K: Dmaj
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|gfeg fedf|1 eAce d2dB:|2 eAce defg||
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2fg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|gfeg fedf|eAce defg|
aAAf AAdA|AfAA aAfA|GBdg fedf|eAcB A2ef|
AddA d2Ad|defd edBA|gfeg fedf|eAce d2dB||

Bizarrely, our local uillean piper played this at a session last night - first time I’d heard it in about 4 years.

Kitchenpiper

Shouldn’t bother anyone who’s “averse” to Scottish tunes. Composed by Neil Dickie - who’s Canadian.

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Wow, would never have guessed - ta for the info Kenny.

Is it supposed to be played like a hornpipe then?

Kitchenpiper

It is classed as a hornpipe, but bagpipe hornpipes are played “smoother”, flowing more like Irish reels.

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Okay ta, I’ve changed the details. I play it like you said - the same rhythm and speed as I would play an Irish reel. That’s the way I’ve heard it played in sessions.

Oops……..

I think I made a mistake here. I’ve been told that Neil Dickie was born in Scotland, although he’s been living in Canada for some time now. Sorry, Dow.

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"Count Dickie‘’

He’s composed some interesting tunes. Not only ‘’The Kitchenpiper‘’, but also the hornpipes ‘’The Clumsy Lover‘’ and ‘’Pattie‘’ and the air ‘’The Haunting‘’. Published one book called ‘’First Book‘’ in the ’80s.

Rhythm

Count Dickie classed it as a ‘’bossa nova‘’ tune, whatever that means, and one version of the third part had syncopation.

Highland pipers play some hornpipes in a more pointed fashion -‘’slow‘’ hornpipes, while many - especially of the newer ones - are composed to be played in a rounded fashion like Irish reels.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

Thank you for posting this… a Google search for this tune first led me to this site! It’s one of my favourites (one of those you use to drive everyone bananas). I love its feel of joyous abandon 🙂

Re: The Kitchenpiper

I hadn’t noticed this before, but “Dr. Dow’s” setting only has 2 parts, which is incomplete. Version #3 posted by “JackB” is the original version as composed by Neil Dickie, and how it would be played by a Highland piper.

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Re: The Kitchenpiper

Oops…

I’ll admit, I’m sometimes at a loss when there are several different settings of a tune. Is it OK to choose a setting based on difficulty/key/preference - especially when you’re not familiar with the tune’s history and wouldn’t know if something is missing or incorrect?

Re: The Kitchenpiper

You can learn any version you like, Robyn, that’s entirely up to your own preferences. All I am pointing out is that any Scottish musician playing this tune would be far more likely to play version #3 above rather than versions #1 or #2. Actually, it’s a tune which was much more popular in the 1980s - I haven’t heard anyone play it in years [ in Scotland ]. I would always recommend you learn a Scottish pipe tune from pipers - I do not recommend many of the bagpipe tunes posted here on this website as a reliable source.

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Re: The Kitchenpiper

Thank you, Kenny. It was actually a piper who inspired me to look for this: he’d been asked to play it for a concert and sent me a recording. My reaction was, right - I’m going to play this as well! I completely understand your first comment, too; I just took the chance to ask a question which arose. I’ll pick and choose settings with a clear conscience now, thank you ;)

The Kitchenpiper, X:4

I don’t have Neil’s original book, but I think this is fairly close to the original. There is a very odd third part in Scots Guards III which I have never heard played, and I hope I never do. Written in 2/4, because that’s how I like these things.

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Re: The Kitchenpiper

“Written in 2/4, because that’s how I like these things.”

But perhaps, others don’t?

Good to get the third part sorted, though (I’m not keen on the two bars of 3/4 in the third setting) - I guess the Scots Guards don’t like syncopation.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

> But perhaps, others don’t?

Yes, so I see, Donald. I have to say it rather puts me off contributing when I put up something with my name against it and come back to find that it has been messed about with. It’s one thing fixing an obvious howler, but in this case blatant changes have been made, in silence.

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Re: The Kitchenpiper

“I have to say it rather puts me off contributing when I put up something with my name against it and come back to find that it has been messed about with.”

I think every one of the tunes which I have submitted has been changed, Calum. I don’t agree with it, but I guess we just have to thole it.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

“I think every one of the tunes which I have submitted has been changed”

Typically start repeats are added at the beginning and double barlines replace final barlines. I think it’s to do with making it better for tunes added into sets so they play properly.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

Usually, I don’t like to interfere with other members’ submissions.

However, many of mine get edited too but we always get notified these days. I will sometimes contact the person responsible if I’m not sure what he or she has done but if the reason is mentioned in the comments that’s obviously helpful and usually suffices.

I note that Jeremy changes quite a few and it is often very subtle. Just a slight difference in spacing or “coding” which usually doesn’t affect the dots as such but is likely important for the purposes of the “abc” notation itself and the midi.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

I think it’s only Jeremy and yourself that can edit the abc of your submissions, Johnny. Titles, tune types and composers can be edited by anyone.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

Ah, you’re right.

That makes sense.
Could changing the tune type not affect the time signature though unless you only get limited options? i.e. only to another tune type with the same TS…. e.g. a strathspey to a reel etc.

Re: The Kitchenpiper

Just to clarify: when I edit the ABC, the notes of the tune itself are never changed: only small formatting things, like adding explicit repeat marks at the beginning of a section (so that the audio playback works correctly).

Re: The Kitchenpiper

You changed the note lengths, time signature, removed a set of volta brackets from the first two parts and introduced a frankly misleading crotchet rest (in a GHB tune!). Glad to hear the audio playback works though.

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